Call To Duty # 26

"Keji, Keji, Keeji!!!"
"What is it?!!"
"Guess what?"
"What?" Keji asked her friend who is obviously out of breathe. She took a moment to catch her breathe.
"The Corper...the Corper, Balogun and the Professor are at the Isale Odo path with some heavily built youths."
"What are they doing there and how does that concern us here?" Feeling disgusted.
"They say that they want to build a road there"
"Road? I don't understand."
"From what I can gather, the King had sent them to construct a road there"
"Haba! This our people self. I wonder how they think. What is wrong with the main road that passes through the town, instead of wasting time and effort on constructing a new road, why don't they just finish up this one that the State government refused to complete, ehn?"
"Abi o!"
"Anyway, na them sabi. Whatever they want to do, I wish them well. It's high time someone breaks the monopoly of the state government"
"Abi o.Government with all their false promises. In fact, I'm tired of them, Wallahi!" Lara commented.
"No be only you o! This is the more reason I shall be paying the levy promptly!"
"What levy, you mean the King's levy, are you serious Keji? Anyway, you are rich. I don't have money to waste in my own case"
"You see, this is the problem, this is the reason why no one has come out all this while. The people that you wish to sacrifice for, most often are not worthy of the sacrifice...they don't even think you are doing it for them. Their believe is that you are looking up to some rewards. So, they most often than not frustrate your effort in helping them. Ha! Africans, when shall we wake up, when shall we stop thinking like fools and wise up a little bit?" Keji lamented.
"Are you talking to me?"
"Does it look like I'm referring to you?"
"I mean, what have I said to deserve all those insults? You know what we go through when we travel to the hamlets where we get our raw materials from, the local government men are all over us in the market, now the King too wants to have a bite too? No way!!!" Lara declared. Keji looked at his friend pitifully and suddenly busted in to laughter.
"What's so funny about what I've said now?"
"Lara, haa! Na wa for you o! Ehn? I can't believe you are this ignorant! Wait o! Ever since the State and the Local government revenue workers have been collecting money from you, what have you gained from them?"
"Nothing! The more reason I'm not paying the King's levies!" Lara proclaimed. Keji shook her head in disappointment.
"The state and local governments collect N50 - N50 on daily basis from you and you can not even complain about it. The King is asking for just N100 per month from you and you have already judged the poor king before you even give it out!"
"Who can complain about the government? We all know what happens when you complain. The King of all people should know that it is not easy coping with all those taxes for him to compound our woes with his own customized taxes. What has the King too done for us, ehn?"
"He has conducted a Census and according to the Corper, the Census results shall help the King plan and serve us well. Where do we expect him to get the money with which he would carry out his proposed project for us. You said it yourself, the youths are already at the town's border, making moves to commence the construction of the much needed road for the town. This is the first time, the King is making such a bold step, why don't we at least pay the levies for a few months to see what comes out of it? "
"Keji, it's not easy..."
"I know, but we all know that we owe the King our loyal support...he's our King...our leader, we can't rubbish him like that, we shouldn't turn our backs on him especially when he hasn't done anything wrong so far to warrant that! He says he is ready to serve us, let's give him a chance...just a chance!" Keji urged her friend.
"Keji, Keji! A true Daughter of the land! I don hear o,I shall pay the levy"
"Ehen! Now you are talking!"
"So when are you going to pay?"
"I heard, the register is already open and people have started paying. Why don't we go tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow, Monday, no problem,I'll go with you!"
"Thank you my good friend...Ijinle ko ni baje o!"
"O baje ti" Lara responded. The two friends laughed it off.

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"Kabiyesi o!"
"Corpers, please, rise"
"Thank you Kabiyesi"
"You are welcome. You have come to see your friend?"
"Yes sir" Shade, Kole and Rachael chorused.
"That's good...that's good...Corper!" The King called out to Adisa who was actively supervising the work of the youths with the Professor, Balogun and the youth leader. He ran to meet them.
"Yes, Kabiyesi"
"Your Corper colleagues wants to see you. I don't know why they have refused to join you actively in the great work you are doing with us? May be you should talk to them too... I would really appreciate it if they'll do as you do" The king said.
"No problem sir. I believe they are working on one project or the other for the town.We have all agreed to leave a good impression and a memorable mark on the town before we leave sir"
"Is that true?" The King asked the other Corpers.
"Yes sir": They chorused.
"Ehen? That's interesting and good to know. I'll be expecting to see them."
"Yes sir" They chorused again.
"Alright then, Corper, as you already know, I'm taking my leave, please tell the others to supervise and see to it that the working youths are well catered for."
"Yes sir"
"Tell the Balogun to see to it that the youths go home with the special package I've provided for them."
"Yes sir"
"Okay. I'll leave you to attend to your colleagues now."
"Thank you sir. Kabiyesi o!" Adisa had said. His colleagues followed suit paying their respect to the King as he took his leave.
"Adisa disa! The Crown Prince of Ijinle town. Abegi, na wetin you see for inside this town sef?" Kole asked
"The Future"
"The Future?"
"Yes,the Future"
"What future? Abegi pack well!" Kole said. Adisa laughed.
"You'll never change. Anyway, guys, I've been longing to prove to the world that there are alternatives to the politicians. I figured out that this is the best way to prove my point so I keyed in"
"Does that mean that you had it all planned from the beginning...as in from the time you made that statement that got the King's attention?" Shade asked.
"Now, that's the thing with opportunities. They just come gboam! Like that...no warning at all. I didn't plan it this way, I made the statement out of conviction. But when I was asked to defend myself, I saw the opportunity not only to escape punishment but an opportunity to make my dream come true!"
"What dream is that?"
"To make myself both name and money!"
"Ehn?!" His colleagues exclaimed.
"Yes! What do you think I was aiming for?"
"I thought you were doing it simply out of love and passion for the people" Shade said. Others nodded in agreement.
"Yes, That's true, but, like you should know, the question is, in the end, what do I stand to gain as the hero of the people? Fame, Power and immense wealth of course!" Adisa laughed.
"Oh! That...pheew...that was a very, very expensive joke. Stop it!" Shade said with a deep sigh of relief.
"Yes. It's a joke and it is not a joke. It's also the truth...that's why it pays to be good. Be the people's hero and they'll literally worship you!" Adisa said.
"I see..." Kole commented.
"So, what brings you guys here?"
"Well...we thought you should share the booties with us"
"Booties?"
"Yes, the booties...in the same vain, we think it's equally imperative for us to contribute our quota to the CDS you seem to have monopolized"
"Monopolized? Please o, abegi o, I no monopolize anything o!"
"Oh yes you have...this one that you are asking everyone to contribute to the town's general development, who would listen to us if we ask for funds to build the labouratory we planned to build?" Kole asked.
"We...as in.. I don't understand" Adisa said.
"We, as in I and Rachael"
"Oh, I see. But what I'm doing does not stop you fa"
"We know, we were just kidding" Rachael who has been silent all the while said amidst a smile.
"Toor. Thank you, Rachael for saving the day"
"You are welcome"
"Is there anyway we can help...with anything?"
"Sure! There's plenty of room. You just tell me which part you wish to help with"
"No, I think you are in the best position to do that" Kole said.
"Okay guys,I'll see what I can do"
"Okay, no problem. Guys, let's go" Shade said. Just about then, Balogun called on him.
"I got to go...catch ya later"
"Byyyye!" Shade said childishly. Adisa looked at her and winked. She winked back with a smile. Kole, saw it all and coughed jokingly. Rachael laughed patting him gently at the back as they took their leave.

To be continued on Monday! 

Call To Duty # 25

"If you like slam your head into the Wall, I still refuse to be swindled. I will not partake!"
"It's okay, it's okay! We hear you. Jamiu, our friend have refused to be scammed, like we choose to be scammed. Let's leave him alone, after all, it's his life!"
"Abi o!"
"The only thing here is that when we start to dey enjoy the benefits of being scammed, make no one come dey disturb me o!" Akanni warned. Komlafe hissed.
"Siddon dia dey dream. I pity una. Ehen, when some people get scammed make dem no come my dommot dey cry o. Because, I go take style rubbish dem!" Komolafe too warned. Jamiu and Akanni looked at themselves and laughed.
"Let's change the subject abeg!" Akanni urged.
"Yes. My friends, I want to thank you both for being so nice to me. There was I thinking it was all over and you guys came to my rescue. It's only God Almighty that can repay you. I can't, I obviously can't!"
"It's okay Jamiu, haba, what are we friends for. Stop all those gratitude thing abeg, it's getting embarrassing!" Akanni responded.
"Eh, you won't understand, I know what I'm talking about"
"It's okay! Ah! We are here, we are here...we are here for one another. Whatever I do for you, I've done for myself abi Akanni? Talk now!"
"I have and I know he understands now. You see, Jamiu, you are like a brother to me and to him. When it comes to our daily lives, we are one and the same. The only difference here is the religion. He's a Christian, I'm a Muslim so are you. Even at that, we still celebrate together and wish ourselves well. It's only during the religious festive periods that we are not together. But that doesn't mean that I don't eat his food on Christmas day and he too accepts and eat Sallah meat.This is the only difference we allow in our relationship...religious matters only. We tolerate each other and forge ahead together!" Akanni explained.
"I know these things. I've been with you guys long enough to know that. It's just that I never expected the kind of financial help you've been offering me. Ordinarily, what happens is that I'll get sidelined the moment it's clear that you guys are on a higher level of finance. It happens everywhere! Instead of doing that, you guys decided to pull me along. I'm so grateful, May God Bless you guys abundantly!" Jamiu prayed.
"Okay. Now, I understand. But you need to stop the excessive thank you thing, okay? We don't like it. If we did something nice, you can say thank you that day and the following day and no more, okay?" Komolafe explained.
"Okay.Thanks for the info!"
"You're welcome"
"So, how far about the Woman, what do you think of her now?" Akanni changed the subject.
"Ah! That mad woman? Don't mind her, who knew she would end up paying so handsomely for the same set of fish she had so down played its quality?" Jamiu asked. Komolafe and Akanni laughed.
"Na so e be o! Na packaging!" Akanni answered.
"Ehen, packaging?"
"Yes na? If we hadn't repackage the fish for you, she would have done far worse things." Komolafe chipped in
"Ehen?"
"Yeeesss!"
"You need to know your customers and present your products to them the exact way they'll love to have it. That woman is no local woman, she is the working class type who would pay double for a product just because it is wrapped in some cheap fancy nylon bag!" Akanni continued.
"Really?"
"Yes! When I started selling bitter leaf and locust beans, all I do is to just put the leaves in a nylon bag after they must have priced it to the extent that all that's left for me on the vegetables is just a few Naira...sometimes, my profit is less than N5 on a bundle that I was expecting to make as much as N20"
"Ehn?"
"Today,I dry my locust beans after I have washed and mixed in some salt for preservation, I'll get myself small plastic bowls and stuff them in...I also get to grind some into powder. as for bitter leafs, I cure them, cut them into shreds and air dry them before I pack them in some fancy nylons. Come and see pricing!"
"Eeehn?"
"They no longer argue with me. I triple the price and they pay without a word of objection!" Akanni said.
"Wow!" Jamiu exclaimed.
"The same thing goes with my rice. I buy at very cheap price from my Tapa friend who sometimes give me a few more bowls as bonus. According to him, I'm his first customer that buy from him regularly. Others that buy as much as I do come only once in a while. He had also noticed that I tend to buy more every time I come around. To cut the long story short, I take the rice in its crude form and hire a few youngsters right there in the market to remove all the dirt for me. There are also some women I employ to use ordinary water in removing all the stones in the rice. All these costs me very little money. It's only after that I dry and bag the rice and print my name on it"
"Do you have NAFDAC number?"
"NAFDAC number, wetin concern me with NAFDAC number? I write the name sell like that!I no go international now,I've not even covered a local government. I'll get NAFDAC number when I might have covered more than half of the local governments in the state. Then, money go don full ground and na that time NAFDAC sef go dey find me. For now, I sure say dey no get my time!" Komolafe concluded. The three friends busted into laughter.
"So, Jamiu, the koko na packaging...na packaging we dey chop!" Akanni submitted.
"Okay! Now, I understand. Make I dey think of the best ways to package my fish now!" Jamiu said. They all laughed.

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"Yes! Prof, you are right. The road should be the first!" Balogun said.
"What of the Secretariat?" asked the Corper.
"That has been taken care of for now. we can manage the rooms that the King have offered in the Palace. We need the road. If the residents of the town learn of our intention to construct a linking road to the Federal road, they'll be more than willing to join in." The Youth Leader explained.
"Hmmm...if only we can give them a road...." The Professor started
"The politicians would stop using it to score cheap political goals against us. I'm tired of hearing the same set of unfulfilled promises of the provisions of goods roads every 4 years. It's so annoying." Balogun complained.
"Okay sirs, I'm in."
"Good. Now is the time to pick on which road to work on." The Prof asked.
"That shouldn't be a problem. Which other do we know other than the main road we have in this town." Balogun replied.
"I don't think that would be a good idea" The Youth leader said.
"Why not? There are no other road available. Besides, it's our road isn't it?"
"No, it's the State's road?" The Professor commented.
"So what? It passes through our town, we have rights on the road" The Balogun protested.
"Yes, you do...Balogun, I'm sorry, it doesn't work that way. We cannot work on the road without permission from the state government..."
"What? Abomination!" Everyone else laughed.
"The State can sue us for trespassing if we do anything on that road without permission" The Professor concluded.
"Ah-ah, ah-ah! But we have worked on this same road severally without permission, why should we need permission to walk on it now?" Balogun lamented.
"Because, we suspect that the Governor is not happy with us now and he would fight back with all at his disposal. The road is definitely one of them." The Professor explains.
"Ehn, what do we do now? We need a road!" The Balogun declared.
"May I suggest we construct ours from the scratch?" The Corper chipped in.
"Ah! that's a very brilliant idea, Corper. I like that!" The Professor said
"Thank you prof" He responded.
"You are welcome, my dear."
"Would that not be too expensive for us?" asked the Balogun
"I don't think so sir?" replied the Corper.
"Hmmm...okay o! So, where do we start from" Balogun queried.
"I'm thinking of the Isale Odo" The Youth leeader suggested.
"Isale Odo? That's a foot path!"
"I know..."
"That's a perfect road to build. I know that path very well" The Professor interrupted.
"But, Professor, but, you know that there's a river on the way and there's another village on the other side of the foot path."
"Of course I do. The Happy thing is that Abule Agba is our sworn ally. We can even commence construction without permission. But, as you know, courtesy demands we consult with them first. That shouldn't be a problem." The Professor answered.
"Isale Odo. everyone agrees?" The Balogun inquired.
"Yes" was the chorus answer.
"Okay. Then, Olori Odo, move your men down to the place. They should start work immediately. I shall brief the King." The Balogun said.
"One more thing sirs" The Corper chipped in.
"Every man that would work with us must agree to the levy."
"Of course! All the three hundred are paying this month end. as a matter of fact, they think it is a very good idea and that they are with the King on this one" The Youth leader assured.
"Okay. Thank you for coming gentlemen. God bless us all" The Professor prayed. They all said 'Amin'

To be continued on Wednesday!

Call To Duty # 24

The Radio program was aired just hours before the message of the King reached the People. It came a night earlier. The King was initially worried,but, the Professor who heard the radio program too was there for the King. He asked the King to call for a town hall meeting at the market square where he, the Professor and the Corper would set the records straight.
During the meeting, the Professor explained, as the chief speaker that the Census truly had other uses other than knowing how many people to be catered for. In addition to levying the people, the Professor said that the Census makes budgeting easier and helps to curb wasteful spending. He also told the people that the Census would also help the King to know which project would serve the people  the best.
When the Corper stood up to make his speech, there was a commotion. People started chanting all sorts of songs and NYSC jargon.
Some went with 'Corper Shun', others were chanting 'Ajuwire'.After a while the Corper gestured for calm. That was when some women rounded it all up with a heroic song for the Corper.
The Corper, who was overwhelmed by the hailing of the people greeted in the local dialect of the people and they responded happily. He acknowledged the Professor's opening speech and praised the simplicity of the speech. He also said that the Professor had done all the hard work and as a matter fact, he is only going to talk because courtesy demands it.
The better part of his speech was based on patriotism and why it would be an act of tyranny and ignorance for anyone not to key into the developmental efforts of the King. He also warned the people that it is wiser to stick with the King than with the government that's very far away and doesn't seem to remember them with any project.
On the Radio program, he said that the people shouldn't be alarmed at all. According to him, the Commissioner was right. It's just that he wasn't telling the whole truth and that he doesn't blame him for that. He announced that the King is not forcing anyone in anyway to be a part of the program. As a matter of fact, no one shall be ridiculed for not being part of the system. It's just that such people too shouldn't expect anything from the King as well. But if he were in their shoes, he would go with the King especially when it's not by force like it is with the tax state government.
For that conclusion, the people gave him a standing ovation shouting his name and hailing him. The shouting and hailing went louder when he went to prostrate to the King.

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Rachael and Kole were at the meeting. They waited to the end. They had gone on stage to rejoice with their colleague who obviously was glad that they were able to make it. Adisa had reserved their seat at a VIP table that's very close to the Royal table where he sat for lunch. After the lunch, it was time to go home. They walked home hand in hand. It was a work free day for them.
"Nawa o!"
"What?"
"Hmmm...I'm just thinking about it...the irony of life"
"Yea, life is full of ironies"
"I mean, check out our current status. Who would ever imagine that Adisa would outdo us socially?" Rachael protested. Kole laughed.
"No! Think about it! He is whining and dinning with the King while we are here legging it back home...Khaarrr! It's just disgusting!" Rachael lamented.
"Well, my dear, such is life. Like they say, there is always something to learn from every situation. I've learnt a great deal from this guy,Adisa"
"Really?"
"Yea"
"Okay. What have you learnt?"
"The first thing I've learnt is to always be at alert. To always be on the look for opportunities. Adisa made a big deal of the NYSC program. While I was thinking of getting a high paying job in a multi national company, Adisa was busy looking around making connections with the Local people. This was what led him to all this you know?"
"Yea, but, it wasn't wrong to dream big as you did."
"I know. But, it was wrong to presume that it can't happen in the village"
"How do you mean? I don't understand"
"Well, if Adisa succeeds with this pet project of his,it's a matter of time that he'll be offered a place in a multi national company or better still, the project becomes so successful that he wouldn't need to get a job ever,rather, he becomes employer of labour! Why do I aspire to work in a multi national, no be for the numerous benefits? Adisa no longer have to worry about that. He is the Boss!" Kole exclaimed.
"Hmmm...that's true, you know?"
"Yea" Kole replied. There was silence for a while as they make the corner to the Corper's lodge.
"Come to think of it. It wouldn't be wrong to work with our friend, Adisa,would it?" Rachael asked. Kole paused to look her in the eye.
"No. What are you driving at?" Kole queried.
"Well, as you can see, the Project is already a success, why don't we key into it when it's still this young? We've got nothing to loose"
"We've got everything to loose.Oh, common babe, you heard it yourself, the State government is not happy with it. Remember that we are here to serve. It wouldn't be nice to be in the bad books of the Governor you know? That would be how many years' hard labour going down the drain. Spare me please! It's not worth it!"
"Of course, it does. Besides, the Governor hasn't shown disapproval."
"Of course, he wouldn't for political reasons. But, deep down there is he pleased? Certainly not?" Kole argued. Rachael was quiet for a while.
"Okay, why don't we go this way? We shall be with him until the Governor shows up and ask we hands off it. Is that okay?" Rachael asked. Kole was not happy with the idea. Rachael was so persuasive that she had started leaning on his shoulder and pleading with the bedroom voice.
"But, are you sure you'll let go?"
"Of course! Why wouldn't I, no be wetin I won chop I dey find? I would be very foolish indeed to go for wetin go chop me!" She assures him. He smiled.
"Okay, let's go with him"
"Oh, thank you so much. I love you!" Rachael said kissing him.


To be continued on Monday! 

Call To Duty # 23

"Hmmm...Corper, that would be a bit difficult"
"I expect it to be, your highness. It's never easy nor is it a quick venture. That's the more reason I'm introducing it this early sir. This whole project hinges on it sir. Without it, the whole project would fail and we shall become the laughing stock of the state."
"God forbid!"
"Amin!" Everybody present exclaimed. The Professor stood to speak.
"Kabiyesi, you don't worry. We know how to make it work. Just give the go ahead and make the announcement. Everyone shall eventually join in...it's only a matter of time."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, Kabiyesi" The Professor affirms.
"Balogun...hmmm!"
"Kabiyesi, I want you to have faith in this project. we have gone too far into it to doubt it now."
"Ehn...but..."
"Ehn, Kabiyesi, I want you too trust in us. We shall deliver God's grace" Balogun assures the King.
"Okay... let's do this!"

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"Wait o. Which is that they are starting with, the Secretariat, the Road or the Transport company?"
"Wetin concern you ehn?"
"I'm a bonafide indigene now"
"So?"
"Hey, hey. You guys should stop all those nonsense. we are in the city, remember. Na to chop we come here for not to start an unnecessary fight! The Corper has just begun...let's wait to find out which is which."
"See, Akanni, you don't understand. Rumors has it that we shall be levied"
"What?!" Akanni and Komolafe exclaimed.
"Ehen! And you are blaming me for wanting to know. Look, I don't know about you guys, but, as for me, should anyone think of getting money from me, he should be able to satisfactorily explain what he'll be using the money for!" Jamiu proclaimed. His friends were quiet for a while, they never saw it that way.
"Wait o, where is that information coming from?"
"From the market. Two women were discussing the matter. According to them, the Commissioner for Town and Urban planning was at the radio station and was interviewed about the matter. He was the one that made the statement."
"Really?" Akanni asked.
"Yes. According to one of the women, the Commissioner said that when a government conducts a Census, it is also to effectively tax the people. Meaning that in addition to development, the Corper would be suggesting a tax policy very soon."
"Who would pay? Ehen! I talk am! This one wey a non-indigene carry our matter for head so tay im dey talk of a greater Ijinle town...I get my doubts o. Wallahi!" Komolafe commented.
"Haba! Komolafe, you disappoint me. How you dey talk like woman like this. This is the more reason why we need to patiently wait to see what they are up to. Abi you think the State government would be happy to see any town develop without their help? Use your brain abegi!" Akanni rebuked his friend.
"Ehn, but, we cannot just sit back and wait. The Corper in question is my friend..." Jamiu started
"Uhn-uhn! Na my enemy" Komolafe interrupted.
"Na you sabi. All I know is that we need to know crystal clearly what we are about to get into. Period!" Jamiu stated.
"Well, we can't do that just yet. When we get home, we would do that...but,please, let's get something straight. We need to keep faith with the Corper and the King. There are too many involved for the Corper to commit such a grand offence as embezzlement without getting caught. We need to be calm and follow them to a very high extent. It's going to be a calculated risk just as coming to do business here is to us personally. I hope you understand?"
"If I get you right, we should play along until they disappoint us, then we can pull out, right?" Jamiu inquired.
"Yes."
"You guys can leave me out of that...one small boy can not come from his village to scam me here in my home town. Never!"
"Haba, Komolafe..."
"Wo, leave me o Akanni. What is it na? I say I no do. Period!" Komolafe retorted. His friends didn't say a word afterwards. He has obviously made up his mind on the matter.

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 "Did you hear the News?" The Balogun asked the Corper as he bashed into the Chemistry Labouratory of the School. All the students looked up apprehensively. The Corper too was surprised.
The Balogun, having noticed that the Corper was not alone got hold of himself and concealed his anxiety. The students too responded by a chorus welcome to him and he responded warmly as if nothing has happened. The Corper then, excused himself from the practical class and gestured the Balogun to his cubicle.
"Can you imagine, the shameless Commissioner was at a radio program and was blabbing rubbish!"
"Balogun, please, calm down. One of my colleagues told me of the radio program and I listened to the end. There was nothing extra ordinary about the program"
"You think so, not even the levying part, how it is only the governments' levies that must be paid how paying the King's levy is optional and how much they are ready to prosecute anyone that would impose any levy that hasn't be ratified by the government?" The Balogun queried. The Corper busted into laughter.
"Young man, this is not a laughing matter at all!"
"I know sir, I'm very sorry...it's just that this matter is not a big deal at all!"
"Ah-ah...I don't understand!"
"Okay sir, I shall explain. To start with, obviously, the Governor have heard about the Census and he didn't like the idea"
"Yes"
"Ehen! It's only a matter of fact that he would do whatever he can to play down the potency of whatever the Census is all about. Another thing I want to believe that the Governor is aware of is that the town is embarking on a major developmental program and she is not involving the State government. That would be revolutionary and if it succeeds, there shall be many other 'copy cats' to follow. It could mean the end of his political career and that of all members of his party.They would fall out of the people's favor for not doing enough for the them. People like us would be targeted and silenced either voluntarily or forcefully!" The Corper explains
"Eh! Silenced?" The Balogun asked with wide opened eyes. The Corper laughed.
"Yes o, Balogun. There shall be a deliberate act to silence us. For the King, it shall be an offer of promotion and commencement of a couple of state projects in the Town."
"Hmmmm! Bad boy! This is what you have been waiting for...to get the Governor to promote the King as you promised"
"Yes sir" The Corper responded giggling. The Balogun sat back thoughtfully for a while.
"Ehn, Corper, the King would get what he wants...what about us, the chiefs and the people generally?"
"You too, shall get all that you truly deserve because all the bribes of this world cannot stop us from continuing this project. We'll only have to be smart about it."
"Smart about it, what do you mean, what is really going on?" The Balogun asked. The Corper sighed smiling to himself.
"It's a long story sir. You wouldn't understand and it is not advisable to divulge too much of the plan. I just want you sir, to keep calm and keep faith. We are all going to the top together with this!" The Corper assures. Balogun shrugged in agreement.
"Well, whatever you say Corper. Just don't forget me in this grand project of yours"
"Definitely not sir" Adisa said in the midst of laughter. The Balogun stood up still trying to understand what was discussed.
"Kai! I think I'm getting too old for all these" He concluded. The Corper started laughing again.

To be continued on Saturday!   

Call To Duty # 22

"What?!"
"Sir, I warned you o!"
"You mean he went ahead with the Census?"
"Yes, he did and it was very, very successful" The Chairman responded. The Governor sat back into his chair and slowly leaned back thoughtfully.
"Ah-ah. What is he up to?"
"I really don't know. This is the first I would hear of such. A king conducting a Census"
"Em...whatever it might be, I know for sure that it would involve the people.The best he can do is to try to put up a levy on the people."
"Levy?"
"Yes! What else could it be?"
"Ah,ah,ah! Your excellency, I now understand! The king is trying to get back his pound of flesh"
"Pound of flesh, how, what do you mean? I don't understand."
"Do you remember that your excellency had just upgraded some Royal fathers?"
"Yes"
"Well, he didn't make the list!"
"So?"
"Ah-ah...he's probably doing all these just to discredit you sir. I think he should be stopped"
"Discredit me? I still don't know how he can do that with a Census...or could it be...no way! Look, you don't worry, he wouldn't dare. But, if it's true and he tries in any way, I shall have him removed!"
"Okay sir. My candid advise is that you should ensure you keep an eye on him because he can be very funny as he is so daring and bold"
"Don't you worry my friend...don't worry!"
"And the levy?"
"Levy? Oh! That wouldn't be my problem...it's left for his people to decide what to do. The State and National taxes are high enough, I doubt if anyone would want to be saddled with a kobo more!"
"Okay sir. we should allow him?"
"Yes. If they accept, I wish them good luck!"
"Okay sir"

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"Yes, you are right my dear. The Town is a typical Nigerian rural area setup that is full of stranded and frustrated subsistence farmers! The best help they can get and in fact, their immediate need is a ready made market for their farm produce."
"Yes sir. This is why I am proposing the Road construction after the Purchase of the Fleet of cars for the Transport company."
"Road? Is that not too ambitious?"
"Yes, I agree with the Youth leader. In as much as we all want to get things done quickly and hitch free, we'll need to watch what we plan to do. Road construction is capital intensive. This is why you see everyone leave the task to the government. The Federal especially" The Professor said
"I know sir. But I'll like to assure you that we can do this the most effective way. All I need is your full cooperation sirs."
"You already have that, Corper. What exactly do you have in mind?" Balogun chipped in.
"Thank you sirs. What I have in mind sir, might sound funny but it's something that we can do and have our way with it. We'll need at least a hundred able bodied youths and a huge clay deposit." The Corper revealed. His audience looked at each other and busted into laughter.
"It can't be what I think it is, could it?" The Professor asked.
"Yes, it is sir."
"Fired bricks?"
"Yes sir!"
"Wow!" The Professor exclaimed.
"You are so daring. I like that!"
"Thank you sir."
"But, a hundred youths wouldn't be enough"
"It depends sir. The Dry season has just commenced. I think we can complete this before the Rains are back" The Corper explains.
"Hmmm...that's true. But can't we make provisions for more men?" The Youth leader inquires.
"Of course we can. I'm just being conservative that's all"
"In that case,I propose two hundred" The Professor said
"Let's make it three sir" The Youth suggested.
"Well done Olori odo. Now, we need to know how much it shall cost to employ the youths and for how long they shall work?" The Balogun contributed.
"That's no problem, sir, I'll handle that. I can get the three hundred youths who would accept half of the normal pay of a labourer in a day would work for as long as is necessary!"
"Hm! I trust you. You have them all at your beck and call"
"Yes o, Balogun! That's why I'm a the Youth leader"
"Yes.It's good to know that you are serving us well." The Professor said.
"So, when should I start recruiting?" The Youth leader asked.
"Immediately of course!" The Professor exclaimed.
"Yes na! Olori odo, you don't need to ask now!" Bolgun added
"I'm sorry. I just don't want it to look like I'm being naive"
"It's okay. Commence recruitment immediately...or Corper, what do you think?" Balogun asked
"That's right sir. We need to start work ASAP!"

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"Tehahahahahaha!" Komolafe laughed hysterically.
"And what's so funny?!" Jamiu asked angrily. Komolafe was still laughing.
"Komolafe now. Behave!" Akanni weighed in.
"I'm sorry, don't mind me...aah...I'm sorry...I'm no longer laughing" Komolafe said as he tries to get hold of himself.
"Let's forget it. Just forget it" Akanni said as he gestured with his hand.
"The Weekend is at the Corner. How do we do?"
"I think we have agreed to rest this weekend and make our hustlings strictly during week days?" Komolafe responded.
"Yes, but, you know, Jamiu and his new customer..." Akanni had started when Komolafe started laughing again.
"I'm sorry...it's so funny to me!" Komolafe apologized.
"Jamiu, don't mind him...you know him now"
"Eh...I do...but...it's most unfortunate"
"Ah-ah, Jamiu. I said I'm sorry. You know what? Don't you worry, I and Akanni shall help you out. Don't worry...ehn?"
"Hmmm...it's okay. Thank you both"
"You are welcome" They chorused.


To be continued on Wednesday!

Call to Duty # 21

"Hahahahahaha!"
"But, sir, this is not funny...I'm serious here sir!"
"My brother, relax, there's nothing real that would come out of the exercise. Census, na yam?" The governor said as he's about to start laughing again.
"Well, sir,I thought so initially, but from the way the King is taking the matter,I don't think it's going to end like that sir."
"Where will he get the resources from,talk of the man power, the analysis, the technical know how...expertise...you name it! He doesn't have what it takes. Trust me!" The Governor assures the Chairman.
"Well....sir....if you say so. But, sir...."
"There's no cause for alarm...the Census is the Joke of the Century!" The Governor said. The Chairman shrugged his shoulders in agreement.
"Let's change the subject, shall we?"
"Okay sir"

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A week after the Local Government Chairman (LG Chairman) reported the Cencus to the Governor, the Cencus commenced. It was unprecedented. The residents of Ijinle came out en mass to be counted. The sensitization program is probably the motivating factor. The people have been highly educate as per the importance of the exercise.They understand how it is important to the imminent development of the Town and they are very read to cooperate and play their part in community service which the Corper have spurred them to do.
By the Eve of the Sixth day, everyone has been counted.The Corper himself didn't expect that it would end so soon.But as it turned out, it did. This is due to the fact that there were triple of the targeted number of volunteers who were all happy to help with the program for free.Hence, the Corper was able to safe a couple of thousands of Naira.
The Analysis of the Data collected was done by a friend of the Professor from the University along with a team of final year students of Statistics.This, however took time. This is because the Professor insisted on the full analysis of the Data collected.
By the Time The Corper was interpreting the Data to the Royal Council, everyone was spell bound including the King who was obviously over joyed by the new power and knowledge over his people. Now, he knows exactly how to help his subjects and improve their living standard. So, when the Corper was through with his presentation. He stood to his feet to applaud the Corper and his Council members followed suit.
"Corper, weldone!" The King said as he stopped applauding and gestured others to stop too.
"Professor, thank you so much! I really appreciate this very kind gesture of yours. You shall be remembered for this invaluable sacrifice you have made for Ijinle town."
"The Pleasure is mine Kabiyesi. You see, I think the person we need to show appreciation to the most is the Corps member Adisa. He is the cause of this historic event. I mean, if not for him, none of us was going to do anything. Even if he pulls out right now....the Job would still be done. Yet, he shall still enjoy the status of the originator of this project that we have just begun. From the way the analysis has been done, it would be clear to him that we mean business and we know exactly what he wanted to do with the Data. Abi, Corper?" The professor asked turning to the Corper who nodded with a smile.
"You see? So, Kabiyesi, you don't worry everything would work out on the positive God's grace."
"Ashe!" Everyone responded.
"Corper, I hope you heard the Professor, he should be carried along especially when it comes to the technical parts of the project."
"Most definitely sir. In fact, I shall go home with him today. There are certain areas I like to consult him about already."
"Oh, that's beautiful! O' people of Ijinle, I congratulate you on the new dawn that has beset our town. May we all be prosperous from it o!" The King prayed.
"Asheee" The chiefs chorused.

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Akanni had just taken his bath and was head to the living room to take his breakfast on the Bright Sunday morning. He arrived town along with his friends from their first business trip the previous night. He hadn't the time to ask about the Cencus that night. All he did when he arrived was to take a shower, eat and pounce on his very beautiful loyal wife who served him dinner in a very sexy silky and transparent  short night gown. He had no choice but to indulge after which he slept off like a baby.
"Keji, how far, is the Corper and Professor through with the Cencus, what is the latest news?" He asked
"News? There's nothing special...the only thing we heard was that the counting is over. According to my source, they are sorting out the results"
"Sorting out? I don't understand."
"Neither do I. He used one kind English like that....ehen! Analysis!" Keji exclaimed.
"Have you checked out the meaning?" Akanni asked as he stood up to reach for his Dictionary.
"No, I didn't. I left for to sort out." Keji said smiling. Akanni looked at her smiling back.

To be continued on Saturday!

Call To Duty # 20

"Kabiyesi o!"
"Arise. Chairman, hope all is well? I'm surprised to see you."
"Yes, Kabiyesi, I know you'll be and sincerely, I've come to fight with you!"
"Fight, why, what have I done?"
"I can't believe that you are capable of embarking on such a big project like that without letting me know of it"
"Which project?"
"The Census, Kabiyesi! Do you think I will not know about it?" The Local Government Chairman lamented. The King laughed.
"The Census, is that why you are so angry? Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't know you'll have  the time for such petty issues. I mean I've sent several emissaries to your Secretariat, in fact, I had gone there personally severally and I'll be told you are unavailable. Each time, I left a message hinting as to how important the issue I have come to discuss with you is to me.I would wait, hoping to hear from you and I'll come around again....it's the same story recurring over and over again.This is why I decided to stop coming and find an alternative. To God be the Glory, Chairman, you heard of just the Census abi? Well, I can assure you, more are still to come!" The King responded. The Chairman was silent for a while.
"Ehn...Kabiyesi...I'm sorry...you see,I am always very busy. As a matter of fact, I just forced out sometime to come over..."
"To fight?!"
"Ah - ah, no ooo...haba! Fight ke? I was just joking.It's just that I was not happy...I felt shortchanged  when I heard that you're about to embark on the Census of the town without consulting with me first..."
"Must I consult with you?"
"Ehn..not really, Kabiyesi, but you know that we are closer to the government than you and ..."
"Leave that one,my friend! Was that not why I've been visiting your secretariat so often,did you attend to me?"
"Kabiyesi,I know I've offended you and I'm here to make amends...I..I'm sorry...so sorry!" The Chairman said remorseful bowing gently in his seat. The King was happy. He had won.

"It's okay. It's all over" he said proudly.

"Thank you very much sir,for your understanding and your fatherly pardon,may you reign forever!" The Chairman prayed. The King laughed.

"Ashe" he responded.

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It has been 3 days since Lara and her friend spoke concerning husband and wife matter. Lara is still having sleepless nights over the matter. She's still not satisfied. So she had to bring it up again.

"Keji,are you not scared of a second wife?" Lara asked.

"Second wife,what second wife... Lara,what are you talking about?"

"Akanni...should Akanni marry a second wife,how are you going to take it?" Lara asked directly. Keji,paused a bit to think about it. 

"I'll take it in good faith"

"Ehn,in good what? We are talking of a second woman in the house! God forbid!" Lara said. Keji smiled.

"If Akanni takes up another wife,I'll gladly welcome her to the house...after all 'Ka rin ka po,yiye ni nyeni'" Keji replied.

* It means that it pays to have more people around*

"Hey...Keji, I pity you!"

"Ehn,what do you want me to do about it? When a man is rich and bouyant enough,he marries a second,third even a fourth wife. It's not a new thing now!"

"Ha! Keji,do you know what you are saying?"

"I know exactly what I'm saying. I need help with Akanni...he's so demanding"

"Demanding...what could he possibly be demanding that you can't afford to give?"

"Sex!" Keji responded almost instantly. There was a momentary silence. Then the duo bursted into laughter.

"Whenever we are alone like this,he'll do it over and over again. When I asked if he'll get weary of sex. He said my body won't let that happen"

"Hmmm?"

"He said I'm so sexy that he feels like doing it all the time"

"Swear!"

"I swear!"

"Hey! That's serious!"

"Walahi" Keji confirms. There was another moment of silence.

"Well...can't you talk this over with him?"

"With who,as how,that he should stop being romantic or he should stop admiring me? No now,I can't do that. I can only speak out when I'm not in the mood which is very rare...make I no lie you,Akanni handles his business very well...so well that you'll wish to continue even when your body obviously have had enough!" Keji explained.

"I love him for that!"

"Wow!"

"Yes o!"

"Do you know that you'll be missing all that if he gets married to another woman?"

"No,I won't. The last thing Akanni would do is deny you your rights. He gives what is due to me even when there's a misunderstanding between us. I once asked him about it. Do you know what he said?"

"No,you tell me"

"He said that he would be queried by God if he doesn't do it"

"Ehn?!"

"Yes o! As you can now see,there's no reason why I would discourage him from taking up another wife. There are many reasons why I'll rather encourage than discourage him."

"Really?"

"Yes!"

"Enlighten me please!" Lara asked mockingly 

"Okay. My baby boy is now 3 years old and my eldest son is 12. If he gets married to another woman now,one,I shall be relieved of the sexual burden to a very high extent,two, I won't be cooking everyday anymore. I would gladly shed 4 days to the new wife which is fair enough. That's a lot of free time I can either spend resting or doing more business... I could go back to school and pick up a career of my choice....there are so many possibilities and positivities for me to turn it down. It's going to be a win-win situation all the way. Polygamy is not a curse...it all depends on how you see and take it. It can be a curse and it can be a source of blessings in abundance!" Keji explained. Her friend was watching in awe. Her friend,Keji is now a pro in marital matters and she didn't know.

"Wait a minute. Where did you learn all that stuff?" Lara inquired . Keji smiled.

"From my Grandma,an experienced wife in and from a polygamous family" Keji replied proudly.

"Hmm! No wonder!" Lara exclaimed. Keji laughed.

"So what you are saying is that you don't fear being abandoned by your husband or outperformed by the new wife?" Lara wanted to confirm.

"No. He won't abandon me because I'm  an attention seeker. If she outperforms me,I'll be very happy because I won't be missed badly when I'm away.I can concentrate on what I'll be doing and would only come around when I'm in need of that thing"

"Hey! Keji,I fear you o!"

"Why now?"

"You are so,so deep!" Lara said. Keji laughed.

"You blame me? No be my fault na,I have to be if I must enjoy life. Thanks to Grandma who has taken me up in her wings of experience!"

To be continued on Saturday!

Call To Duty #19

"Good Morning sir"
"Morning Sarah, how was your night?"
"Oh, splendid sir and yours sir"
"Okay, it's good to note. What can I do for you? As you can see, I'm kind of busy...very busy."
"Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to disturb...I'm here to apologize to you."
"Apologize...for what?" Kole demanded. Sarah was a little hesitant. Kole's facial expression was scary.
"It's okay...it's okay. What are you apologizing for?"
"Sir, I think it's obvious...we didn't mean to break your relationship with..."
"Apologies accepted"
"Sir?"
"You heard me. I forgive you, would you forgive me too?" Kole asked with a smile.
"Sir? You didn't offend us..."
"Oh, yes, I did and I'm truly sorry, please find it in your hearts to forgive me"
"Really?"
"Yes." Kole assures her. Sarah almost jumped for joy. She quickly called to Rhoda and Janet.
"You didn't tell me they came with you?"
"They did sir, we didn't know how you'll take the matter sir...that's why I came alone initially" Sarah explains. Kole laughed. Just about the same time, Rachael walked into the Staff room. The girls went jittery a little. Initially she frowned her face but on looking at Kole who gestured for her show restraint. This was what calmed her down. She walked past them and went straight to Kole and kissed him on his lips. The girls were shocked, Kole, too was surprised. Now, it was clear to the girls why Kole was so much at ease and was able to forgive them so quickly.

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"Keji, a customer needs some of your containers. She promised to return them early tomorrow."
"Okay...but...tomorrow sha....mmmm....okay no problem, I'll see how I can manage without them today"
"I trust you, you can do anything for a customer"
"Yes o, they are our kings and queens, as a loyal servant, I can't afford not to please them." Keji smiled. Her friend winked laughing.
"Keji"
"Hmmm"
"I heard that your husband and his friends have gone to the city seeking greener pastures"
"That's true, I thought I told you about it"
"No, you didn't. But my concern is that joint ventures...."
"Don't you worry about that. Akanni had taken that to consideration.He had made sure that they are not trading in the same commodity for the same reason. When I asked him,he said that there are only two things that would bring them together, are transportation and acomodation. He said he would major only in vegetables and fruits in the nearest future while Jamiu would go for fish and Komolafe rice"
"Ehn? That's very good o!"
"Yes o"
"But why the city, why not right here in our town?" Lara inquired.
"Haba! Why are you talking like this, you mean to tell me that you don't know that farm products are hot cakes when they get to the city,how much do you expect him to make from vegetables in this town of ours where there so many that have a little garden of their own where they  they have planted their own vegetables? In the city, no one has that time, even when they do,the Land is too expensive for them to make profit quick enough from planting vegetables. This is not to mention that most people in the city see farming as a venture illiterates." Keji explains 

" Hmmm...that's true. But,what about his vulcanizing business? It will suffer fa!"

"Let it suffer,my friend, let it suffer! No be you be this,how much does make from it? So many times,my husband comes home empty handed. I have to come out of the pocket if we must not go to bed with empty stomachs." Keji retorted.

"Hmmm...I see"

"My friend,look at me now,just take a good look at me,am I not looking different now?"

"Yes,you are."

"That's because I now enjoy my husband and he enjoys me too. As we speak today,he's a man of means. We eat well now and have the time to sit down and discuss issues...sometimes it is in bed after a couple of rounds...you know?" Keji added winking at her friend.

"Hey! My friend! I trust you!!" Lara commented as she slams her a friend a hi five.

"So,my friend let it suffer while we enjoy" Keji concluded.

"Ehn...but,how long does he stay in the city. It's quite obvious that he's not home,is he?" Lara queried

"No,he isn't. Initially he goes and come back the same day. However,that's going to change now. He'll be in the city for 3 days in a week." Keji replied.

"Is that not too much?"

"Too much? I don't think so o. We have seven days in a week. My man goes to work for 3 full days and he'll be home for the remaining 4 days. To me,it's not too much"

"You don't understand ...this one that he has money now...eh-hen...don't you thinking..."

"That what, infidelity?"

"Yes,of course!" Lara answered firmly. Keji laughed.

"Who cares about that, oh, you think you can stop a man from womanizing? That's impossible..."

"It is possible...very possible" Lara interrupted

"I know it is when you are desperate to do so. But,let me ask you, how many women does well in managing things after turning their husbands into dummies?"

"I didn't say anything about turning one's husbands into dummies..."

"My sister,let me tell you the truth. Life is far more enjoyed when things take their natural causes. It's only natural that a man has full control of his home and his life. The moment a woman takes charge, there's a problem..."

"What problem,what are you talking about,why must it be the man all the time,what makes you think a woman too cannot do well as the head of the family...or even better? It's in Africa slaving for men...always taking orders!"

"Yes! That's the natural cause..."

"No,it's not,we are only made to think so. I mean look at the Oyinbo people,look at their land,they are the best people in the world...they are what they are today because they allow women to aspire and do as they wish just like men!" Lara argues. Her friend took a pause,looked at her for a while.

"How many of those women are happily married?" Keji asked.

"Ehn?"

"I asked how many of those women that are standing up to men are married?" Repeated the question. Her friend took a pause.

"What does it matter?"

"It matters a lot. If you get pregnant out of wedlock, you are a whore and your child a bastard"

"Who cares? We are in the civilized world...the Jet age. There are so many single mums today..."

"Who are all out preying on other women's husbands. They can't stay under a man, but,they have sex partners. Sex partners who have wives and children at home to cater for."

"No,I disagree with you. Most times,it's the men that come for them?"

"And why can't they say no?"

"Of course,they do,but...it's the men that keeps on pressing"

"They should report them to the Police!"

"Ehn?!"

"Yes now! When a person keeps on harrassing you,what do u do? You report him of course!" Keji affirmed. Lara was silent.

"Truth be told. Men need women and women need men. It's useless to deny this. The only legal way to have a man is to get married to one and if you must keep the relationship, you must acceptand respect the man as the head. If you have a complaint,present it humbly to him. If he bullies you and you don't want it to repeat itself,don't stand up to him,rather,play the weaker sex thing...stand up in the middle of the night and cry by his side. That's how he would listen and make amends. When you stand up to him,he get offended that you question his authority. So,he wouldn't listen. His main aim would be to subdue you by all means. Now,if all these does not go well with you then remain single and do not disturb or accept the husbands of those women that putting up with all the trials of marital life!" Keji concluded. Lara was still silent. She was looking at her friend all the while.

"Ehn-hen. Watch what you do to your husband so that no evil may befall you son or sons. He is someone's son...if you overwhelm him financially just because you don't want him to marry another wife,remember that your son would get married too!" Keji added as she stood up to get more palm oil.

To be continued on Wednesday!

Call To Duty #18

"Kaabiyesi o!"
"Rise"
"Thank you, your highness"
"Corper, you amuse me"
"How sir?" Adisa asked looking very concerned.
"Relax...it's okay. I'm just surprised as to your level of intelligence and the kind of confidence with which you comport yourself"The King explained. Adise heaved a sigh of relief.
"You see....I honestly don't know how to put it. You are like a God sent agent of progress.I don't know...have you had this plan in place before you were reportd to me or what...I mean...I just don't understand. This plan of yours is working out like magic!" The King continued. The Chiefs and Adisa laughed.
"Sir....to be honest, I've been nursing this idea right from school. I've always took pride in what I have and feel very embarrassed with the way we, Nigerians struggle tooth and nail seeking the so called greener pastures abroad. 'Coz, to me, Nigeria is far more blessed than those places. On thinking about the missing link, I realized that they, Westerners, take pride in what they have and do all they can to upgrade it all the time so that they may never have to depend on others, rather, the World should depend on them. Ever since I realized this, I've been developing models of development that's people oriented. Whenever I enter a new town, the first that comes to my mind is to propose the very best developmental model for the town. This was why I was talking so passionately about the town when I was caught. I've had this plan ready barely a week I entered Ijinle town. I asked about the town from teachers in the Community school who spoke freely about the town and it's current challenges.So, I was quick in getting a model in place" The Corper explained. Everyone present were thrilled to the bones.They couldn't believe what they've just heard.
"Wow!" The King broke the silence as he started clapping for the Corper. Everyone else joined him.
"Honestly, I never thought your type still exist. A Nigerian youth taking pride in his country's development...that's amazing!" The King commended.
"Well, people, there goes a lesson for everyone. If only we would appreciate our God given gifts enough to look inwards for the solutions we seek from people are not one of us and therefore, care less about us." The King continued. Everyone on seat nodded in agreement.
"according to the Youth leader, the Fundraiser system has been fruitful and the donations are already coming in. as we speak, I'm happy to inform you that we have enough to commence the Census!" The King announced and everyone applauded it.
"Corper"
"Sir, on behalf of the People of Ijinle town, I say 'Thank you'. Thank you for being so generous, thank you for being so compassionate, thank you for showing us the way....we honestly can't thank enough. Thank you, you so,so much...we really appreciate it!" The King concluded. The Corper was so glad that the King was done. He had been looking at the faces of his subjects who wre looking at the way and manner the King was showing gratitude to him. Some would gaze at him momentarily as if they need assurance that he hasn't bewitched their King. They probably haven't seen him do that before. The King seem to have noticed too.
"My people, you don't understand, I know...I only wish you know how valuable and inspiring the Corper's plan has been to me. I only got more inspired and elated just about now that he had revealed how he had been doing this everywhere he goes. What this simply means is that the Corper has a very good big heart...are alike in so many ways. Finally, I've found my type. all these time, I thought I was the only in the world that thinks the way I do. But,now, I'm glad to see that I'm not mad or abnormal. I'm just as normal as anyone else! Corper, thank you for coming to our rescue" The Kind said as he hugs the Corper who is so pleasantly shocked

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Akanni, Komolafe and Jamiu, asusual have converged in the evening at Akanni's vulcanizer's spot under the tree.
"Akanni, how was the journey?"
"We thank God, it was quite enlightening and blissful"
"Enlightening you say?' Komolafe asked.
"Yes, I mean how do I qualify and experience that makes me things in some very different ways to the way I've been looking at them all my life?" Akanni asked.
"What happened, is it a bad idea to start a business afterall.....abeg, yearn us tory...all these suspense, I no dey gbadun them Wallahi!" Jamiu protested.
"No o! It is never a bad idea to start one's business in fact, from this journey, I learnt that it was the delay that was wrong!" Akanni informed his friends.
"Guys, honestly, we have been dulling ourselves lying idly here in Ijinle. Go to the state Capital go see how money dey fly around like flies!"
"Ehn" Jamiu commented
"Yes o!"
"Hey, hey! Abegi leave all that and let's talk better. We know that before now, is that not why we have decided that you embark on the journey in the first place?' Komolafe interrupted.
"I'm sorry I was just thrilled by what I discovered. My friends, this journey has really, really opened my eyes and mind. Instead of just going to the market to inquire about the prices, I went a little bit further by asking for the hot spots in town. My friends come see how many I got...there are dozens of such places. I decided to confirm the stories by visiting those places. You won't believe it,vegetables were selling for thrice the price I sell them!"
"Really, how about fish?" Jamiu inquired.
"That one, na jackpot! Rice too na die!" Akanni confirmed to his friends who jumped in excitement hailing him.
"Okay, okay, guys, when are we setting out?" Komolafe asked his very excited friends.
"Which kain question be that, who no want money? Next week of course!" Jamiu said.
"Yes, yes, next week...do we all agree?' Akanni asked.
"Yes" was the chorus from Komolafe and Akanni.

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Ever since the break up, Kole had not been himself. He has been living in the Shadow of himself. He was no longer active in school, even in the Corper's lodge, he just lock himself up after school. This has made the break up a popular gossip topic in town. Kole doesn't care, he has enough troubles of his own to bother about what people are saying.
He sits at his desk in school very early on Friday morning staring at the empty space in front of him. For while now, he's the first to get to school and he does nothing but just stare into space. Rachael was the first person to show up this particular morning.
"Good morning" she greeted but there was no response
"Morning" she greeted again still no answer. Rachael was surprised, she tapped him on the leg.
"Kole!" She shouted, Kole jolted back to life
"Hmmm, hmmm?!"
"Are you alright?" Rachael inquired. Kole wiped his face with his hands.
"Yes, yes I...I...am fine, thank you!" Kole responded and sat up on his seat. Rachael, felt sorry for him and looked around to see if there is anything she can do to help.
"I can see that you haven't marked the test scripts"
"Yea, yea.....I'm just about to get started with it"
"Why don't you let help with that"
"No,no, no it's okay I..."
"I insist....just make the marking scheme and let me help with it....please!"
"Alright"
"Thank you" Rachael smiled. Kole could only manage a flashing smile along with a sigh.


To be continued on Monday!

Call To Duty #17

Barely 4 weeks after the meeting in the Palace, the King had summoned the Youth leader to ask about the situation of things. He had given the order for the implementation of the Corper's fundraiser strategy which was so appealing that even he, himself had put in money.
The Corper had suggested a couple of town hall meetings in which the Corper had done a good job at arousing the public's interest in community development service and had given several examples of communities that run based on this system of development. The Corper had done this with the aid and contribution of the Professor who was more than ready to make a difference. They had just concluded the exercise only in the immediate past weekend. The King wants to know how the donations are going especially the one from indigenes in the diaspora.
"Kabiyesi o!"
"Aremu, how are you?"
"I'm fine, Kabiyesi, I saw the Messenger. He said you asked that I come immediately, hope all is well, Kabiyesi?" The Youth leader asked.
"Tor! You know about the latest happenings and I want to believe that you already know why I seek your presence at this time of the day"
"Kabiyesi...is it about the Fundraiser?"
"Yes, of course! How is it coming up, can we meet up?" The King asked looking a little worried. The Youth leader laughed.
"Kabiyesi, please don't be alarmed, everything is working out as expected...as a matter of fact, Kabiyesi, it's moving much faster than we expected. If you can re-call, Kabiyesi, the Corper had proposed that we raise our target so that we won't fall anywhere short?"
"Yes, I do?"
"Well, Kabiyesi, I'm very happy to tell you that we already have over Nine million Naira in our account and if the feedback from the Fundraiser system of the Corper is anything to go by, we shall be hitting, at least...fifty million"
"Fifty million!" The King exclaimed but quickly covered his mouth just after saying it loud.
"Fifty million Naira?" he whispered. Aremu laughed in amusement
"Yes, Kabiyesi, fifty million Naira"
"Wow! That's a lot of money!"
"Yes sir" Aremu responded. The King gestured that he moves closer.
"This must be a secret between us...me, the Corper and you!" the King whispered
"Yes sir"
"Not even the Balogun should hear of this, understand?"
"Yes sir"
"I want you to go fetch me the Corper, work should begin immediately!"
"Yes sir"
"Go, go go!"
"Yes sir...Kaaabiyesi o!"
"Rise and leave at once!"
"Yes sir!"
'Finally! It is happening...thank you God for sending me the Corper as a guiding angel...ha! Thank you Lord!' the King thought to himself as he leans back in his throne.


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"Hey! Akanni mi nikan sho-sho!" Keji had run to welcome her husband home. Akanni was pleasantly surprised. 'So she misses me! That's cool...very cool' He thought as he drops his luggage to welcome his darling wife in his arms. Keji gave him a warm hug that made his 'joystick' jump in his trousers. She kissed him passionately.
"Oh, Akanni, I missed you!"
"I missed you too, how is everything, how are you?" He asked
"Tor, I thank God, I'm fine. Did you miss me?"
"Of course I did, as a matter of fact, the past few days had been torturing...ask my friends, I was home sick!" He replied. Keji loved this response, it was what she hoped to hear.
"Oooooh, really?" she asked as she runs her right hand through Akanni's hair
"Yes..." Akanni affirms as he tries to conceal the ever increasing bulge in his trousers. Keji noticed soon enough. she laughed.
"You never change" She commented with a knowing smile. Akanni made her a face suggesting he's embarrassed.
"Come, let me take this" She said as she reached for his luggage.
"Thank you, babe" Keji looked back at him, smiled as she entered.

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"Good afternoon sir"
"Ah, Rhoda, how are you?"
"Fine sir, and you sir?"
"Oh, thank God. Wait a minute, sit down, I'll like to have a word with you"
"Okay sir, hope no problem sir?'
"mmm...not much. Rhoda, what is this that I hear about you?"
"What sir?"
"You and Corper Kole" Adisa inquired. Although a little worried, Rhoda flashed a smile
"Oh, that sir, so I heard too sir"
"Mmm, so you heard?"
"Yes sir...it...it...never happened" Rhoda stammered. Adisa giggled.
"Rhoda...hmmm...well, let me just let you in on some very important things you might not know"
"Okay sir" Rhoda responded as she sat up to listen.
"You see, Rhoda, to say the fact, you are a beautiful girl" Adisa started. Rhoda smiled pleasantly.
"Thank you sir"
"It's okay.But, you know, just like the flower, a women is....she sprouts open up her petals and glows to the admiration of the world."
"Yes sir" Rhoda agrees still smiling
"But, the unfortunate thing about the flower is that, just about the time it's noticed and cherished...as in, at its peak of fame, it withers away giving room for a fruit to develop in it stead." Adisa continued. Rhoda's smile faded.
"In the same way, a woman gradually looses her beauty as she ages. With time, she marries, bear children and settles down to the responsibility of motherhood and a good loyal wife" Adisa illustrates. By this time Rhoda was becoming uncomfortable.
"If you have messed up your life with extra marital sex, you might just not get to a chance of a settle home. This is because there are very good chances that you either get infected or get impregnated. When either of these happens to you,a blissful married life becomes elusive. That's the way it is" Adisa explains.He raises the head of Rhoda which was down cast in shame.
"Rhoda, you are like my kid sister, considering your staggering beauty, everyone shall come crawling on their kneels to have a feel of you...even if it's just a few minutes of touching, kissing and romancing....girl, you are not just beautiful but sexy!" Adisa said. Rhoda stole a gaze at him and looked away smile shyly.
"This is the more reason you'll have to be very careful with the way you comport yourself.You need to watch what you wear, how you walk...you may want to downplay your beauty and focus on your academics for now."
"down play my beauty...how?" Rhoda asked. Adisa sighed.
"You down play on your beauty when you change your slim fitted uniform for a moderate and less revealing one, you down play on your beauty when you pay les attention to admirers and more to your studies,you downplay on your beauty when you spend your nights reading instead of hanging out with friends...the list goes on and on"
"Hmmm...." she sighed.
"Rhoda, only responsible men...men that are ready to settle down would come for you when you downplay on your beauty...they are the only ones that can see through all the bulky clothing you might be wearing...please think about what I have said, put it in practice so that people may start to respect you. People respect only those who respect themselves. Wearing it skimpy is a disrespect that you inflict on yourself and people would follow suit in disrespecting you. I rest my case for now" Adisa concluded. Rhoda was speechless for a moment.
"Tha..thank you sir...I promise to change sir. I...I...thank you sir" She stammered
"It's okay Rhoda, I understand and I know that you've been acting ignorantly. But, thank God you now know better,my prayer is that God should see you through the transition you plan to make"
"Amen sir....I want to take leave sir"
"It's okay, you can go"
"Okay sir, bye sir"
"Bye"  Just as Rhoda took her leave, Shade showed up.
"What's up,how far?"
"not too far jare, how has been your day?"
"Fine o. we thank God...what were you doing with Rhoda?"
"Ah....just a heart to heart discussion. That's all"
"Hmmm, are you sure?"
"Ah-ah, what do you take me for sef?" Adisa queried. Shade gave  him a mockery look. Adisa understood and laughed.
"Listen...look here,I'm not Kole...everyone can not be a Kole"
"Tor, if you say so!"
"I know so!" adisa boasted
"Hmmm....can we go?"
"Yes...just give me a sec..."

To be continued on Saturday!

Call To Duty # 16

"Balogun"
"Yes"
"The Corper seem to like you, can you tell me the secret?" Iyalode inquired. Balogun cleared his throat as they walked through the Market.
"Well, if you must know, I don't know what makes the boy like me. It's also a surprise to me." Balogun responded
"Really, who is fooling who?'
"I honestly don't know. All I know is that I was initially opposed to him for the Blasphemy he committed. Instead of punishing him, The King decided to reward him by hearing him out. We both know that it wasn't a bad idea to have listened to him after all. I have liked him ever since myself. But why he liked me, I don't know." The Balogun asserted.
"Okay o! Ehn, but, Balogun, are you sure we are not taking this too far?"
"What?"
"The Corper's plans. To me, it still sound like a child's play! Things are hard enough for us to stir the waters. There we were talking about seeking the good will of the Governor, are you sure this won't take us several steps backwards in achieving that?" Iyalode complained
"Iyalode, I understand your fears. But when you take a good look at the King, he seems to be well pleased with the Corper's plans. As a matter of fact, I think the King wishes that he was the one that thought of these plans himself. I mean, he seem to understand the plans much better than the Corper himself!"
"Ehn?"
"Yes o! Just yesterday, after the Corper took his leave, The Prof was discussing with the King and I happened to be there, the prof was optimistic that the plans will work and as a matter of fact, deal a severe blow on the popularity of the Governor in our land. The King agreed and said that Ijinle town would soon become a must visit town for all!"
"Hmmm....ehn, but the Governor...."
"Iyalode, forget the Governor! who needs the Governor if Ijinle town is able to develop and sustain itself? Ever since our patronage of the Governor, what have we got to show from the relationship? We are the ones that have been giving and sustaining this little romance between us and the Governor. How much of development has he been able to bring to us? Honestly, I think the Corper is some sort of answer to our prayers as a neglected people of the state and the country together, let's give him a chance!" The Balogun Urges Iyalode.
"Eh, do we have a choice? The King is all over him, we'll have to follow suit...is it not for just 5 years?"
"Yes, that's is the most appealing part of the deal to me, if it doesn't work after 5 years,we'll simply close it up and try out something else."
"Toh! May God spare our lives" Iyalode concluded as they set to part ways.
"Amin" The Balogun responded as he walks away
"My regards to your little girl"
"Okay"

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"Akanni, have you heard"
"What?"
"The Corper with the big mouth....Corper Adisa is planning to make a head count of everyone in Ijinle. Is that possible?' Jamiu inquired
"Of course it is, it'll only take time"
"I was with the Geography teacher, Mr Ademola. He thinks it was a very good idea and that it would help the King make very good decisions in the future"
"Is that all the Corper has been blowing hot about?"
"No, I don't think so, from what the Youth leader said the last time we met, it's just one of several activities that would be executed in a 5 year plan to develop Ijinle town"
"Develop Ijinle town?" Akanni asked with eyes wide open
"Yes o! The Corper believes that Ijinle Town can develop without any government's intervention should the residents cooperate. The king has agreed with him and struck a 5 year deal with him" Jamiu explains
"Wow! That means good times are ahead....ehn, but would the Governor allow any other town develop more than the capital city?' Akanni asked
"That's something the Corper and the King are about to find out. As far as they are concerned, no one can stop Ijinle's development"
"Hm! I like that! I'm with them on this one!"
"Everyone seem to be...Akanni, for the first time, the whole town are agreeing on an issue...that haven't happened in a very long while now, you know?"
"Yes, it's a good sign and omen"
"Yea!"
"Abegi, leave that matter. Where is Komolafe?"
"Komolafe is fine, he should be with us in a moment" Jamiu had barely finished responding when Komolafe appeared in a distance.
"Talk of the Devil" Jamiu said
"You are the Son of your father!" Akanni hails.
"Of course na, I no be bastard!'
"You are welcome. I want us to conclude on the matter at hand. How much do we have and when are we going?"
"Yea, I've been making my own inquiries too, but, it seems that for a starter like me, it's safer to start trading in rice than in beans. One, it's readily available, I don't have to travel too far and two, it does not deteriorate as beans does ."
"Yes, you are very correct. I just gave an example, I didn't insist it has to be beans"
"Okay"
"So, how much do you have?'
"Fifty"
"That's cool, I too have Fifty...perhaps we should put ten - ten together for our friend here"
"Ten...it's okay...it's cool."
"Thank you my friends" Jamiu began
"When I thought about it, I thought it would be nice if I traded in a much more lighter commodity like fish"
"Fish! That's cool, never thought of it!" Komolafe observed.
"That makes it a perfect union...3 friends, one is into rice, another in vegetables and the third would be trading in fish! A perfect combo don't you think?" Akanni said jokingly. They all laughed.

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"Hey, hey, hey! If it's a joke, please, stop it! Haba! I say I no dey do again, na by force?!"
"Girl, I know you are angry, it's natural to be. but, what I'm saying here is that...."
"I should forgive him, welcome him back into my life as if nothing happened abi? Over my dead body!" Rachael screamed. Shade looked at her pitifully, only if she realizes what she was doing to herself.
"Okay o!No problem, perhaps, I should start talking to Rhoda..." Shade said eyeing Rachael.
"About what?" Shade didn't respond, she started walking away slowly and majestically. Rachael got worked up immediately.
"Shade, I said about what?"
"What now!"
"What would you be telling Rhoda?"
"How does that concern you?"
"It concerns me!"
"How?!" Shade had shouted at her. For the first time, Rachael was short of words. She was caught unawares by the question.
"I'm...I'm her teacher"
"So am I" Shade responded sharply. Rachael paused again. For the first time in her life, she has to struggle with answers! This was strange, very strange. She backed down, dropped into her mattress like a piece of log and broke into tears.
"I loved him so much...I gave him my all! I've never been this humiliated in my entire life!" She said in the midst of tears. Shade, too was struggling with her own tears too. She moved close to her and took her into her alms calming her down.
"It's okay...it's such an unfair world. It gave so much to the men and so little to the women who have to risk their lives to ensure continuity of life for mankind!" By this time, a tear had forced its way out of her eyes and had rolled freely down her cheek. Rachael cried out her heart, Shade followed suit. They sat there in each other's embrace and simply let go.

To be continued on Wednesday!

Call To Duty #15

"Adisa"
"Yea"
"Have you heard?"
"Heard what?"
"Kole and Rachael broke up!"
"What?"
"Kole had Rhoda and 2 other girls the same night. The girls were too excited that they couldn't keep their mouths shut, so...." Shade had continued before she was interrupted by Adisa's laughter.
"What's so funny?!" Shade was disgusted.
"I'm sorry Shade. But, you didn't you see that coming?"
"No!"
"Well, I did."
"How, I mean...what makes you so sure?"
"Haba! We all know that Kole is a player, Rachael too knows this. It's only a matter of time that he would do it again."
"No, I disagree with you, people change, Kole changed"
"I'm not disputing that and I'm not blaming Kole..."
"Oh, so it's Rachael's fault ba?"
"Let me finish...let me finish!"
"Okay"
"Change is a gradual process, it takes time... a whole lot of it! In fact, in some cases, it is a lifelong process. Rachael should know that. It's not easy letting go stuffs you enjoy to the fullest especially when they come for free!" Adisa explained
"So what you are saying is that Rachael should always forgive Kole and shouldn't make him pay, abi?"
"Yes!" Adisa affirms. Shade shook her head in disappointment.
"Listen, Rachael should get it right... Kole is bound to commit this same crime over and over again. and she must always forgive him if she truly loves this guy and want to spend the rest of her life with him."
"Eheen?"
"Yes, that's this fact!"
"If it were the other way round, would you be asking Kole to forgive Rachael?"
"No! No way!!" Adisa responded without hesitation.
"Ehen! Double standard...kai! Adisa, you disappoint me!" Shade said in anger. Adisa was shocked.
"Well, what do I expect, why do I think you'll have anything useful to say? Men are the same everywhere!" Shade exploded as she stood up and was making for the door. Adisa caught up with her, calmed her down and sat her down again.
"Shade, I'm sorry to have upset you. please allow me to explain myself." Adisa began. Shade was still angry and only managed to nod her head in agreement.
"Shade, take it or leave it, it's a man's world" Shade frowned in disgust but released a sigh while shaking her head in disappointment.
" To tell you the truth, Rachael didn't know what she was getting into when she accepted to date a man like Kole. To be honest with you, Kole was hoping to get over the past and lead a new lifestyle 100%. But, the problem is that there's no such thing as 100% in reality. You can be close but you can't have it all." Adisa explains. Although she agrees, she tries to conceal it.
"Kole is a strong man and I commend his level of commitment to this relationship with Rachael and I don't think Rachael should ruin it by trying to punish him for this singular mistake. If she does, Kole might get frustrated and might as well give the whole idea of trying to change his evil ways. The ultimate prize for him is Rachael. Now, if this prize continue become elusive, he might give up and slay queens like Rhoda and her friends will take over fully!" Adisa continued. Shade was moved, Adisa was making sense, she now paid more attention. Adisa was pleased to see that.
"If Rachael was hoping for a perfect relationship, she should have dated a pastor or a book worm or something...she shouldn't have opted for a playboy!" Shade gave a faint smile.
"I think you should talk sense to her. Kole should be encouraged by her pardon and not punished. If she insists on punishing him, it will only bring the worse out of him. Truth be told, Rhoda enjoyed her encounter with Kole and would want a repeat of the night's activity soonest. Rachael is giving for just that to happen. Tell her to expect such mistakes from time to time, if finds it unforgivable, she should get out of the relationship and start dating a pastor instead!" Adisa concluded and Shade busted into laughter. She has been trying to suppress it, but it came out forcefully this time. Adisa smiled.

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"Ah! Rhoda, what's up?!" Sarah slammed Rhoda a hi 5
"How you dey"
"I'm cool o!"
"Where is Janet?"
"She has gone home. Her mum needs her to run some errands for today"
"Okay. What's with Corper Rachael"
"What happened?"
"I don't know o, she has been acting really funny towards me these days"
"Are you surprised?"
"Of course, I am! What have I done?" Rhoda asked. Sarah laughed.
"So, you don't know?"
"Know what ?"
"That she's in relationship with Corper Kole"
"Ehn?!"
"Ehn!"
"No wonder, hey! What are we going to do?"
"Do?"
"Ehn"
" Nothing!"
"Ehn?"
"Ehen now. Do you have anything in mind?"
"Not really...come to think of it. we haven't done anything wrong, after all, they are not yet married, are they?"
"Abi o!"
"Omo, make i no lie you, that Corper is sweet!"
"Are you telling me? I wished we never had to leave that night, I swear!"
"I think we should see him again this weekend, what do you think?"
"Yea!"

To be Continued on Monday!

Call to Duty #14

"Babe,listen...I'm on my knees as you can see. It's the Devil,I fell, yes and I know that you have every right to do as you did. But I'll like you to remember how we began...you'll agree with me that it shouldn't end like this. Honey, please...."
"Hey Kole, please...did you remember how we started when you ripped her panties off or did you remember how we started when you were inside her?"
"Honey, it's the Devil,I'm sorry,please forgive me!"
"Ah, shut up! The Devil?"
"Yes, the Devil"
"The Devil my foot!Look, Kole, I think you have over stayed your welcome.Please leave!" Rachael declared. Kole stood up from his kneeling position trying to get hold of her. She slapped him
"Let me go,you fool! Get out!!!" Rachael screamed as she held the door opened for Kole. Kole looked at her as she stood by the door. He wasn't the type to cry, but he was obviously hurt too.He just walked out very slowly with his head down cast. He probably have lost out after all.

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Komolafe and Akanni were enjoying lunch at Akanni's house when Jamiu walked in looking very weak and hungry.
"Keji,please bring in more food o, Jamiu just showed up!"
"Yes o! Iyawo wa, I don land o,bring plenty plenty food for me!"
"Ah! Baba Oko mi, Akanni and Uncle Komolafe don finish the food o! But,I'm coming"
"Ehn, is that true Akanni?"
"Ehn...when we no quick see you nko?"
"Eheeen, Akanni, Komolafe, na so?"
"Na so!" Komolafe responded
"You better siddon chop, coz I go still chop o!"
"Ehn, chop, for wia?"
"I go surprise una today" Akanni was laughing all along, enjoying the comedy that his friends have put up.
"Guys, please, please, easy, Keji dey joki ni, food brekete for ground."
"Are you sure?" Jamiu asked
"No, he is not, he's guessing" Akanni started laughing again. Just then, Keji walked in with more food.
"Look Akanni, it's not funny fa!" Jamiu lamented
"Do I look like I'm laughing?" Komolafe responded. Jamiu suddenly went silent,Komolafe made  him a mockery face. He was caught unawares and knowing Komolafe so well, he could do this all day. Today is obviously not his day.
"Well done! 1 - 0!" Jamiu had said before he sat down.
"Ntoor! o dun un!" Komolafe said laughing hysterically as they all settled down to finish off the food.

15 minutes later....

"Ah...that was delicious. Of course, it is, this was why I asked Akanni to marry her, she's a blessed woman!" Jamiu commented
"Ehn, thank God you did. But my friend sef sabi say e no be easy thing to keep a woman like Keji given the economic situation he found himself!"
"Em, guys, please, that's enough. You are both right. I married the woman of my dreams despite the fact that I was not financially okay enough to do so. It's just that I couldn't bare loosing her to someone else over a temporary issue like money" Akanni said
"Ehen!" Jamiu interrupted
"Yes, but Komolafe was right as well, it was a very big and dangerous risk to marry a woman you cannot manage. Keji had confided in me only last night that she almost lost it considering the immense pressure she was exposed to from suitors and friends who were encouraging her to go wild" Akanni continued.
"This is why we are here. We are here to discuss our financial future. How can we ensure we no longer go bankrupt again?"
"Ah - ah! Akanni, we already have solution now" Jamiu answered
"Yes, Akanni, I mean look at you, you are a changed man, your wife respects you much more now. Personally, I think that has been the missing link all these time. we need to find a business that'll fetch us daily income like your vegetable farm." Komolafe added.
"Now, the question is which business shall we choose?" Jamiu queried.
"Food business!" Akanni answered bluntly.
"Ehn?!" Jamiu asked not sure if he had him well.
"Yes now, vegetable is just the beginning of good things to come for me and that does not stop you, Komolafe from engaging in trading in yams and you Jamiu, in beans!" Akanni explained.
"Hm!Akanni - kanni! The business consultant of our times!" Komolafe hails his friend who could not help but smile.
"Ehn...that wouldn't be hard for you and Komolafe, you already have the much needed capital, what of me, where am I getting the money from?"
"From us of course, who else?!" Komolafe bellowed.
"Hm! I don't understand..."
"What he's saying is that we are friends who knows one another too well not to help each other out. we shall raise the capital for you!"Akanni explains. Jamiu went down on his knees tearfully.
"Ha! My friends, I thank you so much for this very kind gesture of yours. May God continue to bless you and your family" He prayed.
"Ameen" They chorused while helping him to his feet.
"Now, get up and stop embarrassing us!" Komolafe scolded. They shook hands and hugged themselves.

To be continued on Saturday!

Call to Duty #13

"Now that we are all here,  let me begin by saying 'good morning'" The King began
"Kabiyesi o!" The audience chorused.
"Thank you, it shall be well with you all!"
"Ashe o!"
"We all know what has brought us here today. The Corper has spoken and have indeed raised the spirit of most of us that are here. Corper,you have done all the talking and we have done all the hearing...shall we get straight to business?" The king opened the floor for deliberation.
"Thank you so much sir. Greetings to you all my elders,it's a great privileged to be here whining and dinning with the brightest minds in the land" The Corper began. Some proudly acknowledge his comment by nodding very lightly. The Balogun, sat up and spread out his agbada on his seat proudly.
"Sir, the bulk of the work shall be done by me,the Youth leader and the honorable Balogun"
"Ahem!" Balogun cleared his throat in the act of show off . Otun and Iyalode looked him up and down disgustingly.
"The Youth leader shall represent your highness' approval and serve as a moral booster for the youths to actively take part in the work load to be handled.The Balogun shall represent your fatherly figure as the Supreme leader of the town and remind them that your commands must be obeyed at all times."
"Hm! You have spoken well...ride on!" The King urged the Corper on.
"My belief is that the state government feels that you depend solely on her for all your needs. You therefore, have no say in any affair...you simply take orders that you must carry out which is obviously not fair"
"Hmmmm..." Everyone sighed. Some leaning back, others adjusting themselves in their seats but the King actually sat up frowning his face and shaking his head in the process. A look at his face would suggest that he probably remembered a similar experience where he was belittled.
"This was why I spoke so bravely the other day when I was caught in the act. Your highness,I spoke out of disgust not in you the King who represent our cultural heritage but in disgust with the lackadaisical attitude of the government in handling your matters.Now, that I'm given the opportunity to right the wrongs,I want to say a Big Thank you to you sir and your royal council." Everyone clapped including the King.
"Having said that,I'll like to tell you all that the first thing to be done here is a Census Exercise."
"Census?" Everyone except the King Chorused.He simply sat back thoughtfully while his subjects struggle to understand the Corper.
"Yes, Census"
"But, what has that got to do with anything,Corper, are you sure you are not trying to waste our time here? Census...is that not the Federal Government's job?" Iyalode queried looking worried. Adisa laughed.
"No ma. It's an activity that every well meaning leader must do....be it Federal, State even Local governments."
"Ehn?"
"Yes ma"
"Tooor!"
"Unless you have a good knowledge of the numbers and characteristics of the people you lead, doing a good job as a leader is extremely difficult. This is in fact, the reason that so many governments fail woefully. Take for instance, Nigeria as a country haven't done the head count in a very long while. Meaning that the Federal Government cannot tell how many youths there are,how many are unemployed how many old people, how many children, how many males,how many females...the list goes on!" The Corper continued.
"We need all these facts if we must excel. It's like a father with 4 wives who does not know how many children he has,how do you expect him to cater for them well?" Iyalode nodded in agreement.
"To do this and manage it effectively, we need to set up an office...a secretariat where we can keep such vital information and able to access it anytime."
"More like the Ministry of Information?" The King interrupted.
"Yes sir"
"Where would it be cited"
"I'll leave that decision to your highness"
"No...I'll like to hear your view"
"Well sir..." The Corper started looking at the faces of all sitting, seeking their silent approval to go on.
"May I suggest a place close to the Palace or the center of the Town?"
"Hmmm...because of the importance of such an office, I think I'll go with your first suggestion.It shall be situated close to the Palace"
"Kaabiyesi o!" Everyone chorused.
"So, Corper,what the next step?"
"Sir, the next step is find a high and fast profit pulling business to run. This cannot be per-determined sir.we'll need to know how much we have before we can do that" The King laughed.
"I understand how you feel. It has to work out perfectly. So you are being very careful and somewhat secretive about your plans.That's good and very wise" The king's consent pleases the Corper who could not keep his excitement as he shook his fist victoriously before he could stop himself. The King smiled.
"Please, continue"
"Yes sir.It is from what we generate from the voluntary donations that we shall establish the transport business and use the work force of the youths to gradually upgrade the roads to standard. In return, the youths shall be well fed and paid a token for their job plus, the king shall recognize them through the award of certificates of patriotism. This is how we cut down cost and make the best of what we have" The King started clapping really hard that it surprised everyone including the Corper. The whole royal council joined the King as quickly as they could.
"Brilliant! Very Brilliant!!!" The King Commented. The Prof stood up walked towards the Corper first shook hands with him and later gave him a very big hug. The Corper was very surprised and speechless.

To be continued on Wednesday